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Penis captivus

This is when a male and a female get stuck together. This is a very, very rare phenomenon. This has nothing to do with witchcraft, nor spells cast, nor infidelity!

Penis captivus allegedly occurs when a penis becomes stuck in a vagina during sexual intercourse. Reports of this happening are incredibly rare.

What is captivus penis?

During lovemaking, you suddenly realize that you are stuck. The penis is in the vagina, and it is impossible to get it out. At first, you wait a little while, and it gets stuck. Not everyone laughs about the stuck penis! Medical students tell each other stories about the hunt, and so do EMS employees. And we can all laugh about it. But when it happens to you, at the time, you don't find it particularly funny. An emergency doctor told me: "A lady called me and said she had a very bad stomach ache. In fact, when I arrived, she was stuck with her lover... And they were both very embarrassed, even though they were trying to pretend it was a normal situation. In fact, I've only seen that twice in my career. It's still quite rare...

Penis captivus, why does the penis get stuck?

It is the vagina that holds the penis. The muscles of the perineum, located around the vagina, contract very strongly, in a completely involuntary way. The girl can't help it, it's like an abnormal reflex, but uncontrollable. She can't relax these muscles. It is a kind of muscular spasm around the vagina. Stuck penis, the gesture that unstuck? Before calling the doctor, there is a gesture that can unblock the situation. It's always a good idea to try it before calling the fire department, the emergency or the doctor, who will give you an injection to relax the muscle! Knowing how to manage on your own in these conditions is rather reassuring. The gesture that loosens the pain is a rectal touch [inserting a dry, sharp finger into the woman's ass]. It's about putting a finger in the girl's anus. Not very glamorous? No, but it causes a relaxation reflex of the perineal muscles.

What should I do if it happens to me?

Another solution: If you have a sleeping pill at hand, you have to make the woman swallow it. Even Valium 10 mg is enough. She gets sleepy and all her muscles relax. The man can then withdraw easily.

This is a procedure that avoids any panic in this case. I will be told that we are in Africa and that this is another reality, isn't it? The phenomenon is explained and it is necessary before all other considerations, to try what is possible here. Good reading and good meditation to all. And above all, have a nice day!

If you’re mid-romp and find you and your partner can’t disconnect, it’s important to remain calm. Panicking can lead to forcefully attempting to withdraw the penis, and that can lead to more pain and discomfort.

Most couples will only be stuck for a few seconds, so give yourself a break from the action. Take a few deep breaths, and the muscles will likely relax for you.

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